Man, it's a crying shame the way some people treat their stuff. This truck must've been a Cowboy Cadillac back in the day, now it's a total heap. If you can get it out of here, maybe I can get it running again.
Check it out! This old girl still has some life left in her after all. We can't find a VIN, but nobody's gonna miss an old heap anyway. Finders keepers, I always say!